Just the facts:

Born in France, but have lived in Cal most of my life.
Have 3 brothers, 1 sister.
Both parents are still married.
Visited about 20 countries on my own by age 19 (started at age 14).
Am single, but that's not my lifelong goal.
Will trust you until you give me a reason not too.
Will stop listening to you if you ever lie to me.
No traffic tickets in over 15 years, except parking.
No criminal record.
Moms like me.
Kids like to jump all over me.
I love elephants, but tortoises are more practical and still cute.
Animals are people too. People are animals. It's a jungle out there.
I love the jungle.

Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Funk, Jazz, Folk, World... David Bowie, Boney M, Pink Floyd, Stevie Wonder, Francis Cabrel, Georges Brassens, Mohammed Rafi, Sidney Bechet, Youssou N'Dour... and I HAVE to learn to read music, I'm tired of playing my own stuff over and over.

The Fifth Element, Young Frankenstein, Finding Nemo, Forrest Gump, Ghost World, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Harold and Maude, The Professional, Pulp Fiction, Les Visiteurs, The Sound of Music, Mad Max, anything w/ Audrey Hepburn, Cape Fear (esp. 1962 ver.), Apollo 13, Airplane!, The Blues Brothers, Falling Down, Fiddler on the Roof, Kill Bill, La Femme Nikita, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Oh Brother- Where art Though?, Pay it Forward, The Princess Bride

No thanks, prefer radio. OK, I will watch South Park and the Daily Show w/ John Stewart and maybe Animal Planet, if it's on your TV.

All of John Irving's novels, all of Dan Brown's, Thomas Harris, "Silence of the Lambs", H3O, John Sanford, Michael Crichton, Albert Camus (favorite: "La Peste")